Episode Eleven: A Very Scarlet Christmas Carol

In this weeks episode, the Scarlet Enigma faces a classic tale. This is a very special Christmas episode based of the classic tale by Charles Dickens "A Christmas Carol".

Episode Ten: Dawn of the Red Warrior

In this weeks episode, Scarlet goes back to work looking for crime to vanquish. Soon he meets a stranger, friend or foe we will find out.

Episode Nine: Dr.Slip and the Bean Destroyer

This week we find Scarlet Boy aka The Bean Destroyer in the hands of Dr. Slip in Centropolis Asylum for the Incredibly Wicked. What shenanigans will happen, find out in this episode of the Scarlet Enigma Podcast.

Episode Eight: What happened Halloween Night?

In this very late Halloween episode we find out what happened after the League of Awesome Justice was captured by the League of Killer Villains.

Episode Seven: Spotlight on Centropolis- History and Clowns

This special episode precedes the continuation of Episode six. We get to find out some history on heroes who came before the Scarlet Enigma and we met a very special new host of Centropolis Spotlight.

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Episode Six: League Versus League

In this weeks episode Scarlet Enigma teams up with some of his old crime fighting buddies, Captain American Man and AmazeGirl. Can they stop the League of Killer Villains?

Episode Five: The Return of the Bean Eating Sidekick

In this episode the Scarlet Enigma goes on a search for a new orphan sidekick. Then a few of his top villains escape the asylum. Can Scarlet Enigma neutralize the threat?

Episode Four: The Rise of the Titty Twister

This week the Scarlet Enigma faces a new foe with a knack for tornadoes. Her name is the Titty Twister and she puts up a fight. Also Scarlet Enigma has replaced his dead side kick with a computer. This weeks episode is sponsored by Turdwordling.

A Random Moment with The Scarlet Enigma: The Escape of Professor Egghead

   Hello there, I am the Scarlet Enigma, Saviour of Centropolis City and the greatest thing this city has besides the new Burrito Hut they built. Damn do I love some burritos, extra quac with a side of Queso. Anyways the guy who runs my podcast and this blog wants me to get more involved. I mean is it not enough that I am protecting the damn city from a gallery of super villains who want to destroy everyone in the city and maybe the world. I digress, I guess he just wants me to make a connection with the followers of my story. So I told him I would write a little bit on the blog. I am really not sure what I am suppose to write but lets give it a shot.

    Today I beat the living shit out of Professor Egghead. He finally made it over the wall of the asylum and this time didn't crack his skull. So I thought I would return the favor. You know I have a personal rule, don't kill anyone unless they are going to kill someone else or skip me in line at the Burrito Hut. I kid but seriously who has the balls to skip you in line, its ludicrous. Anyways Professor Egghead always goes back to his lair when he escapes which happens to be an old Egg Processing plant. I followed the trail of empty shells of hard boiled eggs all the way to the lair. There he was attempting to reactivate his EGGSTREME ROBOT EGG THROWING MACHINE. Dude seriously needs to come up wit better names for his maniac contraptions.

"Ahh I see The Scarlet Enigma has found my lair", yelled Professor Egghead from atop a cat walk. "Well you left a trail of egg shells that led all the way to an Egg Factory. That is not very secretive", I yelled back. Professor Egghead was furious and he started throwing Egg bombs at me, nothing my cape shield couldn't protect me from. "It's time to scramble some eggs",I said as I shot my grappling hook above the Professor. "You can't stop me, I am Professor Egghead lover of all things egg like.", he said as he lopped more egg bombs at me. That is when I launched into a flying Scarlet kick and knocked old Egghead off the cat walk. I tied him up and left him for the authorities. Then after the hard work I went and ate a burrito. This has been a great day. Remember kid, Eat your Eggs and Stay off the HARD drugs. This has been a random moment with The Scarlet Enigma.

The Ball Itch Cream Strong Enough For A Superhero.

Do you have a problem with itchy balls? So does the Scarlet Enigma! Each day he slaps a hand full of Scarlet Enigma Ball Itch Cream on his down stairs mix up to prevent the itch. This product has not been tested and may cause various cancers. Choose between banana scented and peach scented to keep you smelling good all day. So stop by your local Centropolis Pharmacy and pick your self up some Scarlet Enigma Ball Itch Cream.

Episode Three: The Life and Death of Scarlet Boy

In this episode the Scarlet Enigma faces a dangerous foe known only as The Reporter. Will he stop him from kidnapping his sidekick Scarlet Boy?

Extenderodall: The Only Male Enhancement Pill Approved by a Superhero

Are you having problems with your erections? So does the Scarlet Enigma. He pops one of these right before a night on the town. We don't know what its made out of but we know it makes you rock hard. If you have an erection lasting longer than 24 hours please contact a physician. This product is banned in 20 countries around the world but luckily this isn't one of them. Go on ask your doctor for prescription and get rock hard.

Get Jacked with Scarlet Enigma Energy Drink!

 

The Scarlet Enigma Energy Drink is now at every Centropolis City Gas Station. Do you need the energy to wake up in the morning or to party all night. Take a big gulp of Scarlet Enigma Energy Drink and go to town. This product is dangerous to children and the elderly. Also can possibly start a woman to produce way to much testosterone. Ingredients include raw cocaine, ecstasy and deer urine. Take a sip and get jacked.

Episode Two: Spotlight on Cetropolis- Origins of The Scarlet Enigma

In a special bonus episode we learn the origins of The Scarlet Enigma.

Episode One: Deathman 3000

This week The Scarlet Enigma takes on the vilian Deathman 3000 after his escape from Centropolis Asylum for the Incredibly Wicked. Will he save the city?