Today I beat the living shit out of Professor Egghead. He finally made it over the wall of the asylum and this time didn't crack his skull. So I thought I would return the favor. You know I have a personal rule, don't kill anyone unless they are going to kill someone else or skip me in line at the Burrito Hut. I kid but seriously who has the balls to skip you in line, its ludicrous. Anyways Professor Egghead always goes back to his lair when he escapes which happens to be an old Egg Processing plant. I followed the trail of empty shells of hard boiled eggs all the way to the lair. There he was attempting to reactivate his EGGSTREME ROBOT EGG THROWING MACHINE. Dude seriously needs to come up wit better names for his maniac contraptions.
"Ahh I see The Scarlet Enigma has found my lair", yelled Professor Egghead from atop a cat walk. "Well you left a trail of egg shells that led all the way to an Egg Factory. That is not very secretive", I yelled back. Professor Egghead was furious and he started throwing Egg bombs at me, nothing my cape shield couldn't protect me from. "It's time to scramble some eggs",I said as I shot my grappling hook above the Professor. "You can't stop me, I am Professor Egghead lover of all things egg like.", he said as he lopped more egg bombs at me. That is when I launched into a flying Scarlet kick and knocked old Egghead off the cat walk. I tied him up and left him for the authorities. Then after the hard work I went and ate a burrito. This has been a great day. Remember kid, Eat your Eggs and Stay off the HARD drugs. This has been a random moment with The Scarlet Enigma.
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